Lightening up on the really big news
With the trade of Josh Willingham to Kansas City, the most recent of many, the U.S. Department of Justice is going to charge the Twins with human trafficking because they don’t show any evidence of being in baseball.
If not trafficking, they’ve been in the cellar so long perhaps they are in the mushroom business. For Willingham, the Twins got two batboys and two cases of bubble gum.
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